For anyone growing up when the Wind in the Willows was a book well read, will recall Toad and his ‘Poop, poop’ when causing carnage in his motor car; I thought of this when I saw the television report of the enormous motorcade carrying President Trump to his golf course in Turnberry. You can imagine being forced off the road by this petrol driven snake and sitting there making faint ‘poop poop’noises. All this was happening whilst I was meeting with three former colleagues for our annual get together. There is always a years worth of catching up to do, which makes for a fun evening in a pub with rooms followed by breakfast together the next morning.
In amongst all the stories and dits was my tale of woe with GWR, trains cancelled when we came to leave London after taking our daughter there to visit the V & A and the British Museum. Further frustration followed for Jun and I a week later with delayed trains on our trip to Manchester. The compensation you can claim helps, but it does not take a way the stress of watching your connection pull out of Reading as your GWR train arrives 40 minutes late. We all laughed about it and two friends remarked their trains are never late. They are model railway enthusiasts, it seems to be a regular past time for former naval officers, when I served in NATO I had a Dutch colleague whose layout filled a stable and ran to the National Railway Timetable; he even had a stationmaster’s suit. It wasn’t a hobby, it was a vocation.
I still have some of my trains from childhood in their boxes in the attic, but when I heard my colleagues estimates of their network insurance value – Choo, Choo.







